At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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