Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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