He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
