well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We named our party play list daddy issues
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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