Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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