we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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