She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
barbara walters just said penis...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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