I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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