Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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I need you to use more vowels.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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