My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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