im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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