Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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