Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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