And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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