My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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