there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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