Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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