Me too!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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