Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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