Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize