ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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