im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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