I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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