the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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