I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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