OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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