This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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