but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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