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  I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.

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• I went out in Chicago until 4am, with food poisoning! I'd go to the loo and vomit and head back out.

  Submitted by sptinker on Jan 16, 12 at 5:19pm

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• I went clubbing in dc, for a gf's cake day, with mono. Your move.

  Submitted by T_1 on Jan 16, 12 at 2:31pm

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• Fuck that I'd be sleeping

  Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 17, 12 at 1:20am

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• and blasted everyone like a chump

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 16, 12 at 2:10pm

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  • I meant to write chimp but fuck all if I care now

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 16, 12 at 3:49pm

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• Your kids are going to think that you suck

  Submitted by JarethCutestory on Jan 16, 12 at 8:41pm

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• This sounds like it could be a future How I met your mother episode

  Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on Jan 17, 12 at 5:53am

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• Very dumb decision!

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 16, 12 at 3:54pm

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• You must be the reason why all of USC has the virus smh

  Submitted by goshaygo on Jan 18, 12 at 4:27am

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• And that was the night I conceived.

  Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jan 16, 12 at 5:09pm

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• I went to the Orion festival, was in the Metallica snake pit, and had whooping cough and barely any voice to begin with. I screamed my voice raw.

  Submitted by dmp612 on Jun 26, 12 at 6:53am

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