i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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