You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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