am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Randomize
