i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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