he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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