So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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