i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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