If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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