The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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