I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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