Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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