Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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