You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize