wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Randomize
