i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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