I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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