I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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