So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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