Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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