Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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