Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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