i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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