There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Let's get the cat blown out
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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