You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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