Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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