glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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