You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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