marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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