Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Is this like a preordered booty call?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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