You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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