On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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