My balls are so social today.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
