Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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