Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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